00:00:09
My parents sent me to the store
to buy a loaf of bread.
00:00:14
I came home with a puppy
and a parakeet instead.
00:00:18
I came home with a guinea pig,
a hamster and a cat,
00:00:22
a turtle and a lizard
and a friendly little rat.
00:00:26
I also had a monkey
and a mongoose and a mouse.
00:00:31
Those animals went crazy
when I brought them in the house.
00:00:35
They barked and yelped and hissed
and chased my family out the door.
00:00:39
My parents never let me
do the shopping anymore.