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[DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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Welcome back to "Felicia's
Ark," the show where you,
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whoever you are, decides on
which video game animals
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should be saved from the
oncoming theoretical
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apocalyptic flood.
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I'm your host and captain
of the ark, Felicia Day.
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And today, we turn our attention
towards a difficult
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species to remain
objective about.
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I'm talking, of course,
about kitties.
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Here are my cats, George
and Speedbump.
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They look alike.
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They like to sleep together.
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They're not making
it on the ark.
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Let's not talk about
it anymore.
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Actually, I'm talking
specifically today about large
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cats, which both plague and
enchant the video game world.
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But before we get to that, let's
look over the votes from
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last week's episode, and
see who was given a
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place on the ark.
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Kuma, from "Tekken." Yes!
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But just think of the race
of super bears we
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could built with him.
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Welcome aboard, Kuma.
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Just keep your paws
to yourself.
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Unless somebody asks for
your paws on them.
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Then put them all over them.
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Honestly, I love large cats so
much I didn't know if I could
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just do an episode where I'd
just have to put them on the
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But you know what helps
one get over that?
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Getting your ass handed to you
by a tiger 100 times in "Far
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Cry 3." It's killed my soul just
enough to be totally OK
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with this episode.
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Let's get to it.
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First on the list is the
lion from Tokyo Jungle.
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It's more than just your
standard lion.
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It's a lion that can
go into bullet time
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when making a kill.
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Plus, it's street savvy, and
knows its way around downtown
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Tokyo, which could be seriously
handy if we have to
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make up a pit stop in
post-apocalyptic Japan.
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Plus, on the off chance you ever
encounter kangaroos that
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are trained by Mike Tyson,
this guy can
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get you off the hook.
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Bad news is, it gets hungry in
no time, and having it on the
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