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MAN (OFFSCREEN): Woo hoo!
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FELICIA DAY: Hey, everybody.
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Welcome back to my ark.
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Before we jump into the species
of the week, let's
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look at last week's
chosen survivor.
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The votes are in.
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You all picked--
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air drum stick--
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Oh, I feel bad for you guys.
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Putting those little dudes on
the list basically meant that
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no one else stood a chance.
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Welcome aboard, you cutie
little fuzzies.
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You get to live.
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You get to live.
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This week, we move skyward.
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Now, before some douchebag
comment saying, why would you
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say birds from a flood when they
can fly, remind yourself
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that while birds do indeed fly,
their habitat in on land.
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And when that land is
underwater, they're going to
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get tired, and they're
going to drown.
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Think it through.
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Also, I'm giving a disclaimer
now that "Angry Birds" has
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been purposely left off this
list for obvious reasons.
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One, they're all suicidal.
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Two, they don't obey the
laws of physics.
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And three, it's the only game
in history I hate more than
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Wow, that was a sidebar.
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OK, on with our candidates.
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First this week is the legendary
Scrooge McDuck.
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Now, I know what you're
thinking, I just put him on
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the list because I have a thing
for Scottish accents and
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awesome 8-bit side scrollers.
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But if we let Scrooge on board,
he's going to finance
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the whole thing.
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We can add a lounge, maybe a
bar, deck cannons-- boom--
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We're just going to make
a cruise ship.
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Plus, the guy is very
handy with numbers.
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So when we need to rebuild the
world economy, who's going to
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be a better choice?
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