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Ha, the end is nigh!
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Yeah, I'm going to get back
to that in a second.
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Hello, this is Felicia's
Ark, a new show
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here on Geek and Sundry.
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I'm going to do a little side
project that explores our
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humanity, and asks the deepest
questions like, if there was a
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huge flood that was going to
annihilate every creature in
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the video game world, which
ones should be saved to
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repopulate the Earth?
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Of course, some of these guys
are one of a kind, and just
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assume we can clone them, or
we'll find a female one, or
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just copy and paste.
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If you think too hard about
it, you're going to ruin
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Here's how it works.
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Each episode, we're going
to look at one
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species that needs saving.
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I'm going to narrow it down to
my favorite six, and then you,
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the audience, will decide
which one is worthy of
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carrying on the digital
genetic torch by
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voting in the comments.
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Then in the next video, I'm
going to reveal to you who you
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picked as the winner.
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And for the sake of simplicity,
we're going to
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start with my favorite classic
video game animal, da bear.
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There are a lot of bears in
video games, and honestly, the
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only ones I ever had a problem
with were the bears in Skyrim,
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just like everybody.
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Mostly, because it's completely
unnatural for a
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creature that size to
kick the [BLEEP]
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out of you in the middle of the
forest, while dragons and
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giants are just, you know, you
can just one shot them.
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They're so easy.
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OK, what the hell was that?
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You guys, don't mess with me!
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I'm going to fire people!
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None of you are on the boat!
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Let's look at my top six
candidates, and weigh their
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First up, we have the bear dude
from "Altered Beast."
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Yeah, I know he's a guy with
rippling muscles that can
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change into a bear, among
other things.
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But that still counts in
my arbitrary world.
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And we can't ignore how badass
it would be to have a bear
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that can turn stuff into stone
by using his breath.
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