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Felicia Day Milks a Goat!

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FELICIA DAY: Hi, everybody.
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Happy New Year.
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It's the New-Year Flog.
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I'm Felicia Day and this is my show.
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Welcome.
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I hope you had a great holiday and you got lots of cool
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stuff, not that I want to encourage materialism.
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But hey, I got this small bowl.
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Or is it a big cup?
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It's a big cup.
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Oh and yes, high five for surviving the Mayan
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apocalypse, or as some people like to call it, the
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"alpaca-lypse." Which is not accurate because the alpacas
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live in South America where the Incas were.
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I vacationed in Belize and I know very much about it
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because I've read 15 books.
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Because that's what I do on vacation, read about the
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places I go to, which is not a vacation anyway.
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Yeah.
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I need a vacation.
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Let's do a Trio Mio.
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Number one this week is a website called futureme.org,
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where you can go and send emails into the future.
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How cool is this thing?
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You type up anything you want your future
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self to do or remember.
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And you can schedule it when you want it to arrive.
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I think it's perfect for keeping up on New Year's
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resolutions.
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I made one a few minutes before New
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Year's Eve of this year.
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And I scheduled it to arrive now.
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Let's see what I wrote.
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"Dear Folokia, this is 4 Flogz, u shuld not telz peoplz
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pepper war cheez and thers falling.
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By the way I left $5 in ur bra." I might of had some
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champagne on New Year's Eve.
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Number two is two websites to help get your [BLEEP]
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together.
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Let's all be honest here.
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We all have a whole list of resolutions that we're never
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going to live up to.
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I mean, I've had "learn Chinese" on my list for maybe
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10 years now.
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And what do I have to show for it?
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Dim sum.
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I don't know.
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That's all I've got.
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But these two websites will definitely help you keep on
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