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If you don't have an iPhone, I'd ask you what's
wrong with you, but I already know.
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Or a person who doesn't care about technology,
which means you're either poor or a loser.
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We didn't even make this commercial to sell
you an iPhone.
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We made it mock you for being one of the have-nots.
We are the Sneeches with stars upon thars
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and you are one of the regular sneeches.
So, if you don't have an iPhone, honestly,
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If you don't have an iPhone, frankly, go fuck
yourself.