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Ciao. My name is Luigi.
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And I wanna tell you a story
that happened to me a longa time ago.
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One day I'm gonna to Malta to bigga hotel.
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In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast.
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I tell the waitress:
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"I wanna 2 pisses of toast!"
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She brings me only one piss.
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I tell her: "I wanna to piss!".
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She says: "Go to the toilet!".
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I say"You don't understand!
I want to piss on my plate!".
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She says "You better no piss on the plate
You son of a bitch!".
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I don't even know the lady
And she calls me a son of a bitch.
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Later, I go to eat at a bigga restaurant.
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The waitress brings me the spoon,
the knife, but no fork!
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I tell her "I wanna the fuck!"
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She says me "Everybody wanna fuck!"
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I tell her: "You dont understand!
I wanna to fuck on the table!"
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She say "You better not fuck on the table
You son of a bitch!"
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So. I Go back to my room in a Hotel!
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And there is no sheets on the bed.
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Call the manager.
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I tell him "I wanna shit!"
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He tells me: "Go to the toilet!"
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I say: "You don't understand!"
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"I wanna shit on a bed!"
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He says "You better not shit on my bed
You son of you bitch!"
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I go to the check out
and the man in the desk says:
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I said: "Piss on you too
you son of a bitch!"
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i'm going back to Italia! Arrivederci!
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The French Man Who Went To Malta
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Le fork. Le fork.
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Je t'ai dit qui Je voudrait une merde de fork!
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