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This is Mike Mozart Back again bringing you the coolest products of yesterday and today
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oh, and today I'm bringing you something special. Um..from the same people that brought us the
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Amazing Dora the Explorer Aquapet..um..Viacom / Nickelodeon Licensing
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I bring you the Musical Spongebob
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Digital Thermometer! Oral, Underarm or Rectal Use
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No Kidding! Can You Imagine they Put this
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Long Yellow Appendage uh....protruding from SpongeBob's Pants?
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To Do the Deed! Oh Let's
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not Forget He's Musical!
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Are You Ready to Put this in your Bikini Bottom? Ay Ay Captain!
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I Can't Hear You? Ay Ay Captain! Ohhhhhhh
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Who Takes Your Temperature up in your tush?
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SpongeBob Squarepants! Just Bend over Matey
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And give it a PUSH! SpongeBob Squatepants!
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Hee Hee Hee........ He Gives....
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He Gives Oral or Rectal Whichever you wish!
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SpongeBob SquarePants! Hee Hee
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He Plays Music Inside You Just give him a squish
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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SpongeBob SquarePants!! Oh My...
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Gosh! Who Thought this was a Good Idea?
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I Mean Really! Doesn't This Classify as maybe being one of the ten worst...
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Products of the Decade? They Recommend that You use KY Jelly rather than vaseline
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for easy insertion, Umm....but ...Hey..
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If this is appropriate they may as well make some Scooby Lube. ( Pun of USA Animated Cartoon Called Scooby Doo).
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And..Please Put in the comments section anything else funny that you can think of to say about..Umm....
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SpongeBob Rectal Thermometer. And Which of these two do you think is the worst
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Toy of the Decade? Do you think was the SpongeBob Rectal Insertable Thermometer?
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That Sings while..and SMILES while he is shoved in there? Or do you think it was..
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The Dora the Explorer Uh .. .Ummm .. Aquapet which I also reviewed .. uh .. please put that in the comments section.
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Which Do you think is the worst toy of the decade? Maybe I Should
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Review the Dora the Explorer Version of this! I think I could do a really probing
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story of that one too! Is there any deep dark cave
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that Dora the Explorer isn't afraid of exploring? Ohhhhhh...
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