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				This is Mike Mozart Back again bringing you the coolest products of yesterday and today
			 
						
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				oh, and today I'm bringing you something special. Um..from the same people that brought us the
			 
						
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				Amazing Dora the Explorer Aquapet..um..Viacom / Nickelodeon Licensing
			 
						
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				I bring you the Musical Spongebob
			 
						
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				Digital Thermometer! Oral, Underarm or Rectal Use
			 
						
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				No Kidding! Can You Imagine they Put this
			 
						
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				Long Yellow Appendage uh....protruding from SpongeBob's Pants?
			 
						
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				To Do the Deed! Oh Let's
			 
						
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				not Forget He's Musical!
			 
						
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				Are You Ready to Put this in your Bikini Bottom?  Ay Ay Captain!
			 
						
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				I Can't Hear You? Ay Ay Captain!  Ohhhhhhh
			 
						
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				Who Takes Your Temperature up in your tush?
			 
						
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				SpongeBob Squarepants! Just Bend over Matey
			 
						
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				And give it a PUSH! SpongeBob Squatepants!
			 
						
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				Hee Hee Hee........ He Gives....
			 
						
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				He Gives Oral or Rectal Whichever you wish!
			 
						
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				SpongeBob SquarePants! Hee Hee
			 
						
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				He Plays Music Inside You Just give him a squish
			 
						
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				Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
			 
						
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				SpongeBob SquarePants!!  Oh My...
			 
						
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				Gosh! Who Thought this was a Good Idea?
			 
						
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				I Mean Really! Doesn't This Classify as maybe being one of the ten worst...
			 
						
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				Products of the Decade? They Recommend that You use KY Jelly rather than vaseline
			 
						
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				for easy insertion, Umm....but ...Hey..
			 
						
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				If this is appropriate they may as well make some Scooby Lube. ( Pun of USA Animated Cartoon Called Scooby Doo).
			 
						
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				And..Please Put in the comments section anything else funny that you can think of to say about..Umm....
			 
						
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				SpongeBob Rectal Thermometer. And Which of these two do you think is the worst
			 
						
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				Toy of the Decade? Do you think was the SpongeBob Rectal Insertable Thermometer?
			 
						
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				That Sings while..and SMILES while he is shoved in there? Or do you think it was..
			 
						
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				The Dora the Explorer  Uh .. .Ummm .. Aquapet which I also reviewed .. uh .. please put that in the comments section.
			 
						
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				Which Do you think is the worst toy of the decade?  Maybe I Should
			 
						
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				Review the Dora the Explorer Version of this! I think I could do a really probing
			 
						
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				story of that one too! Is there any deep dark cave
			 
						
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				that Dora the Explorer isn't afraid of exploring? Ohhhhhh...
			 
						
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				If you liked my review of the Spongebob Rectal Thermometer, Please give me Five Stars
			 
						
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