00:00:00
-Oh! I've got to save the princess.
00:00:03
Hey, where's the Bowser?
00:00:05
He's usually in here.
00:00:09
Sounded like it came from over here.
00:00:13
-I'm not a toad. I'm an orange.
[laughs]
00:00:16
-Whoa... what did you do
with the princess and Toad?
00:00:18
-Toad?
Is that like a frog?
00:00:20
-No, is more like,
you know, mushroom.
00:00:23
-I know him.
He's a "fun-guy."
00:00:26
-All right, enough of the funny stuff.
00:00:28
Are you ready to a-fight?
00:00:29
-Not really. I'm kinda hungry.
00:00:31
-Well, then try out one
of my spicy meatballs.
00:00:36
Meatballs?
More like you're throwing boogers.
00:00:38
Stop throwing boogers,
Mr. Pick-and-Flick.
00:00:40
-Is not a booger, and
I'm not Mr. Pick-and-Flick.
00:00:42
I'm Super Mario.
00:00:44
-SpaghettiOs?
I love SpaghettiOs! [laughs]
00:00:47
-No-no-no-no-no, it's Super Mario,
not SpaghettiO.
00:00:51
-Uh-oh.
-What do you mean, uh-oh?
00:00:53
-Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs. [laughs]
00:00:55
-[frustrated groan]
Fireball.
00:00:57
-Hey SpaghettiOs,
use a Kleenex already, geez.
00:00:59
-Well, you no-good two-bit orange.
00:01:01
-Two-bit?
I'm at least eight bits. [laughs]
00:01:04
-[groans]
Don't make me take-a my gloves off.
00:01:06
I can get-a real mean when I want to.
00:01:08
Just you ask my brother Luigi.
00:01:10
-Did you say linguini?
00:01:11
Your whole family's made of pasta.
00:01:13
You have a sister named Ravioli?
[laughs]
00:01:15
-[groans loudly] You tell me
where the princess is or else.
00:01:18
-Or else what? Shell?
-Shell?
00:01:20
What are you a-talking about,
you crazy orange?
00:01:23
-Turtle shell. [burps]
00:01:26
-Whoa! SpaghettiOs is bite-sized.
[laughs]
00:01:28
-Oh great, you a-shrunk me.
00:01:30
You're like a big orange Rick Moranis.
00:01:32
-Oh, don't worry, bite-size SpaghettiOs,
it could be worse.
00:01:34
-Could be worse?
Now I'll never find the princess.
00:01:37
How could it possibly be worse?
00:01:38
-I don't know. Bullet.
00:01:43
-Huh?
-[Orange laughs]
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