00:00:00
[thunder crackling]
00:00:05
[light bulb buzzes]
00:00:08
-Whoa, where am I?
00:00:10
What is this thing I'm hooked up to?
00:00:18
I want to play a game.
00:00:20
-A game? Okay.
Let's play Go Fish!
00:00:24
-How 'bout Chutes and Ladders?
00:00:26
-No, you don't get to pick the game.
00:00:28
-Why not?
-That's not how this works.
00:00:31
-Why?
-Because! Now just listen.
00:00:34
-Why?
-Because I said so!
00:00:36
-Okay, geez.
Who crapped in your corn flakes?
00:00:38
-[groans]
All right.
00:00:40
Now Orange, so far,
you've made a living annoying people.
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Society would call you a nuisance.
00:00:48
I would call you an abomination.
00:00:51
-Yeah, and I'd call you clown-face.
[cackles]
00:00:55
-You look like somebody
smeared mashed potatoes on a mine.
00:00:57
[laughs]
-That's enough.
00:00:59
-You're kind of Emo, aren't you?
00:01:00
-No, I'm not Emo.
00:01:02
-You're an Emo clown. [laughs]
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-[growls] Listen.
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The device you are
attached to is a deathtrap.
00:01:09
It's hooked up to a timer.
00:01:12
If you do not locate the
key in time, you will--
00:01:15
-You mean this key right here?
00:01:16
-What the--?
Where did you get that?
00:01:20
-That's just great;
you're totally ruining the game.
00:01:23
-Your game sucks.
Let's play Yahtzee!
00:01:24
-I hate Yahtzee.
00:01:27
-You like backgammon?
-Oh, my God, you're annoying!
00:01:30
[growls]
I can't take it.
00:01:31
That's it. I'm moving on to Eggplant.
00:01:35
-Whoa, it's Barney!
00:01:36
-Uh yeah, dude, I'm not Barney.
00:01:38
-Hello, Eggplant.
-Hey! Hey, Barney!
00:01:41
Can I teach you a song?
-No!
00:01:43
-Hey, I'm not Barney.
00:01:44
Dude, is this part of the torture or what?
00:01:47
-Look, this is not how
this usually happens.
00:01:49
-[tune of This Old Man]
♪ I'm an orange ♪
00:01:50
♪ That's a key ♪
00:01:51
♪ There's an Emo clown on TV ♪
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