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The Annoying Orange 3: TOE-MAY-TOE

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-[Orange fluttering lips]
00:00:07
[fluttering continues]
00:00:10
I'm bored.
00:00:12
-Whoa!
00:00:13
Whoa, where am I?
00:00:14
-[gasps] Hey, Apple! You're back!
00:00:16
-What? -Hey Apple, where you been?
00:00:19
-Are you talking to me?
00:00:20
-Hey, Apple! -I'm not an apple.
00:00:22
-Hey, hey Apple!
00:00:24
-Hey, I'm not an apple.
00:00:25
-Yeah, ya are. You're red, so you're an apple.
00:00:27
-No-no-no, you see, I'm a tomato.
00:00:30
-A tomato? You look like an apple.
00:00:32
-No-no-no, I'm a fruit like an apple, but I'm not an apple.
00:00:35
-What? No, you're not. You're a vegetable.
00:00:37
-Well, that's a common misconception,
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but a tomato like myself, I'm a-- -Hey, hey Apple!
00:00:41
Can you spit seeds?
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-What? -Like this!
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[hacks, spits]
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[smack!] -Ow!
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[Orange laughs] What the heck is wrong with you?
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-I'm an orange.
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-Don't ever do that to a tomato.
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Don't you know how easily I bruise?
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-You're a toe-may-toe?
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-It's "tomato."
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-Toe-may-toe?
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-Taw-may-toe. Tomato. It's not hard.
00:01:02
-Yeah, you're a vegetable.
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-Fruit! I'm a fruit!
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-Uh-uh. You can't be a fruit and a vegetable.
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-I know! I'm not!
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I'm a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits!
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-No, you're not. You're a vegetable, like a pumpkin.
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-Pumpkins are fruits too, you moron.
00:01:14
-Yeah, and elephants are microwaves.
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[laughing] -[groans]
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I hate oranges. -You're an apple.
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-I'm a tomato. -Apple.
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-Tomato. -Apple.
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- Tomato. - Apple.
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-Tomato. -Blender.
00:01:27
-Huh? Whoa!
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Hey-- ow! -Whoa!
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-Hey, hey buddy, don't--no, don't press the button...
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-What's that button do? -Please don't press the button!
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[yells] -Ah...
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-[yelling inside blender]
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