00:00:00
[speeded up]
Fred: Hey, it's Fred!
00:00:01
And it's really nice out so I think
I'm gonna go swimming later.
00:00:03
My mom found this really cool pool at the dump.
00:00:05
It's really big and really deep.
00:00:07
I think I might drown!
00:00:08
And also I got a letter in the mail.
00:00:09
It might be from my dad.
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[reads]
"To: Fred".
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[paper rustling]
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Fred: What the heck is this?
00:00:18
[reads] "Haha, you probably thought
this was your dad, you loser!
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Anyways, I told you that I know where you live.
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PS- You're voice is weird.
00:00:25
From: original Youtube.com/fred owner."
00:00:31
Fred: So the crazy guy really
does know where I live.
00:00:33
What if he comes over here and steals
all the food out of our fridge?
00:00:36
I don't want anyone to steal our food.
00:00:38
Oh, and I wonder why he thought
my voice was weird?
00:00:41
I'm gonna text Judy on my Zipit telling
her to meet me at my swimming pool.
00:00:43
[texts] "Hey Judy, this is Fred.
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Please meet me in my swimming pool.
See you there, bye."
00:00:47
I hope she meets me there.
00:00:49
The cat with rabies is inside my house
because I like her now.
00:00:51
She rescued me from Kevin.
00:00:52
[rap music playing]
00:00:55
Fred: Here's the really big pool.
00:00:58
If you're wondering why I'm wearing
my shirt while I'm going swimming
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it's because I'm uncomfortable
with my body.
00:01:01
I'm ready to go inside the pool.
00:01:03
One, two, three.
00:01:04
[water splashing]
00:01:05
Fred: Oh my God, it's cold!
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I love swimming.
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[singing]
♪ I love swimming.
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Fred: This pool is small.
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On TV I saw a pool that was really big.
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This pool is so tiny.
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Gimme a bigger pool,
you stupid floatie!
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Gimme a bigger pool.
00:01:19
[singing] ♪ This is pool is big enough
for me because I don't ask for a lot.
00:01:25
Fred: Oh my God, there's a shark!
00:01:26
[water splashing]
00:01:31
Fred: I'm scared.
00:01:32
Just kidding, it's just a toy shark.
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