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Unfortunately she doesn't know me yet
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But that will change soon.
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I've looked at her pics a thousand times already.
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She doesn't look as if she's smart.
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She says she is dead keen on me.
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I punch myself in my face with happiness.
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Actually, that is totally unnecessary.
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For you I give up everything.
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I know her from Facebook.
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Except if she finds a rich guy.
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I know her from Facebook.
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We'll see each other in town today.
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"OH, 20$? Yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
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And suddenly something big comes up to me.
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It looks like a whale without water.
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"I am your date, you retard!"
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You are an a**hole, Facebook!
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And feel the earth shaking.
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I'll delete my Facebook account!
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You're an a**hole, Facebook!
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