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My hair goes down
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My hair goes down
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My hair goes down
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Down (up) down (up) down (up) down
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My hair flows. Like a waterfall - over a cliff that is my face.
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My hair goes. Heavenbound - dirty-blonde rockets into space.
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My hair conceals my elf ears. They are a little bit embarrassing
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With hair this high, I’m 6-foot-nine making me a giant, technically speaking.
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Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze- to locomote a toy sail boat
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I would need no broom to sweep this room - If someone spilled honey bunches of oats.
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Cause My hair goes up
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My hair goes down
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My hair goes down
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My hair goes down
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Down (up) down (up) down (up) down
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My hair pwns - gravity - It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.
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My hair looks - rustic - like I’ve draped my head with a beaver pelt
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A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didn’t mind that much.
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She raised them in my quaff ‘til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in touch.
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I bet you didn’t see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea.
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And with a little more growth, you want even know - I got a full size baby
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A full size baby?
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Yeah! I’m gonna name him Ricky.
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Nope! I’ve just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.
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I would call him Richard, but I’m probably being picky
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And why are you hiding a kid anyway?!
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Well, it's actually just a robotic baby.
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What were we talking about?
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Your hair goes up
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Your hair goes down
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Your hair goes up
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We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:
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There are many weighty decisions you must make in life,
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like: who you’re gonna marry
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what you’re gonna do for a living
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boxers or briefs
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And, listen, you’re gonna make mistakes
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You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water,
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You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can’t do it.
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You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she’s pregnant.
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That’s okay; you’ll recover.
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But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your-life-altering choice, right.
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