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I am a thoughtful guy.
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I think about a lotta things.
I am a thoughtful guy.
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I think alotta thoughts; about alotta things.
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I think about space and the vastness of it.
I think about cake and how much I love it.
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I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil
I think tattoos are cool - on other people.
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I think about the unexplored depths of the
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ocean. I think about the difference in ointment and lotion.
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I think about if-- I should wax my back.
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I think a handful of nuts is healthy snack.
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I am a thoughtful guy.
Right now, I'm thinking about the millions
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of microorganisms living all over my body.
It's like I'm a mothership. A 100% male mothership.
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I think about how I could get on the local
news
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If i strolled into a McDonalds and stripped
down nude
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I think about a hotdog; while I'm eating it.
But then I pause 'cause I'm thinking about
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its ingredients.
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I think about the first guy who ever shaved. And how many times did he shave before the second guy caved?
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I think about if a
friend was choking on ice
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I think "just be patient" would the best advice.
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I think about that moment when I'm drifting
off to sleep
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and then my body jerks like I'm falling suddenly
I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for
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something, like for when you're sleeping on a cliff or
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you're just top-bunking.
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Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle.
And how if I start now and just whittle a
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little. my whittling skills will hone before I get
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old. and I'll pwn all my friends at the retirement
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I think of all the places that a penny has
been.
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like, seriously, think of all the places that
a penny's been in.
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It coulda been in the pocket of the President's
suit.
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but it's probably also been in some toddler's
poop.
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Cause little kids eat pennies like they're
Flintstone Vitamins
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Accruing no interest while traveling inside
of em.
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Re-entering circulation might boost the economy
But I'd rather not pay with a penny that's
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performed a colonoscopy.
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I think that our universe is really one of
many.
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With many parallel me's
stretching to infinity.
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doing activities similarly to me
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yet, at the same time, done slightly differently.
and seemingly,
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right now, they could be thinking this - same thought as me.
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Well, a similar thought but not the same thought
exactly.
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That's pretty deep.
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I am a thoughtful guy.
Right now, I'm thinkin about the people who
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invented words...did they just look at stuff
and say the first thing that came to their
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minds? And if so, how do you explain duffle bag?
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I think how do I know that you and me
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see the same colors the same way when you
and me see.
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Is my red blue for you, or my green your green
too?
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Could it be true we see differing hues?
And say we do- then how would we discover
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this fact?
And even if we did, would there even be any
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impact?
I don't think this would affect us personally,
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