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>> Sam Deezy, what's happenin, man?
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>> DJDave, man, good to see you,
good to have you back in The Bay for a minute.
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>> It's always nice to be here, man. Hey...
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Every time I come, dude,
you're further down this, like, road to full "daddyhood".
It's crazy.
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>> I guess so, man. That's my life right now, pretty much.
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>> I believe it, dude.
Hey, just checking it from my perspective, man?
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Damn, dude, you got daddy skills.
When did that happen?
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I guess I kinda picked it up while you were busy rappin'
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Man. That's a trip, it feels like just last year
We were runnin' around
playing beach football and drinking beer
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I know, right? It's kinda crazy how time flies
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I'm sayin', dude, look at you, all mature and wise
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It's impressive man, I gotta say
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But what's it like starting out every single day?
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It's real early in the morning when the little one drops in
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What, no sleeping in?
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No, that's no longer an option
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But once I did sleep until 7:08
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Wait, that's a good thing?
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Nah, man that was great!
>> Damn...
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It's cool though, I don't really sweat this
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We play a bit and then we move along to breakfast
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Which can sometimes feel almost like a dope deal
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You want some eggs?
>> No!
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I got pancakes
>> No!
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Oatmeal?
>> yeah.
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Start the day with good calories
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And keep your eye out for food allergies
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No joking, man, this food can be too scary
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But no choking cuz you know
I cut the grapes AND the blueberries
>> That's gangster.
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Communicate with no anguish
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She can use the words, or we got the baby sign language
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I use all the techniques, it's all fair game
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>> Even the classics?
>> Even spoon airplane.
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Damn, dude, you got daddy skills.
When did that happen?
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>> Well, I guess I kinda picked it up while you were busy rappin'
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>> Man. That's a trip, it feels like just last year
We were runnin' around
playin beach football and drinking beer
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I know, right? It's kinda crazy how time flies
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I'm sayin', dude, look at you, all mature and wise
>> Well...
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It's impressive man, I gotta admit
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But what's it like when they have to take a shhhhhhh?
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I'm on point real quick when the diaper sags
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I got the whole changing unit in the diaper bag
>> Right...
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And when the odor's getting riper...
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In two minutes flat, yo, I can change that diaper!
>> Whaaaaat?
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The changing table set up nice
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And get the deuce cleaned up with just two wipes
>> Whoooo!
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And get the outfit right and don't stress
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Don't want the people saying:
>> "I think her daddy got her dressed"
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