00:00:00
Wake up in the morning
looking greener than Shrek.
00:00:03
Where's that Donkey?
00:00:04
Sleeping in a tub can
really mess up your neck.
00:00:07
Before I leave I stop and
vomit up tequila and glitter.
00:00:11
It seems I'm spending
every morning with my
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head in the [BEEP].
00:00:15
Got vomit up in my hair, but
I'm way too sick to care.
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Now I'm falling
down the stairs.
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I pull myself off the floor,
but I'm almost out the door.
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But my family is
waiting for me.
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Oh crap, not again.
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It's an intervention.
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I can stop it any time.
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Now you've made
your mother cry.
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I'm out of here this is queer.
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I just drink a couple beers.
00:00:52
We love you, even
hired Dr. Drew.
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This pattern needs to end.
00:00:57
I think I have to puke again.
00:01:03
So I decide to stay, but
my head is still reeling.
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Then they all go down the line
talking 'bout their feelings.
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It makes me sad when I see you
brush your teeth with Jack.
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Also, you borrowed my gold
bike and never gave it back.
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Stop showing off your butt.
00:01:21
You're making young
girls act like sluts.
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And you're starting to get
a beer gut, beer gut.
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This behavior's a
dead end and P.
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Diddy is not your friend.
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You'll end up like
Lindsay Lohan.
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L-L-L-L-L-Lohan.
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We want the old Kesha back.
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Screw you Dr. Drew and
your stupid camera crew.
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Hey, you don't have
to shout, we're just
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trying to help you out.
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OK, it's time you know,
this is just a video.
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I don't drink or pee in sinks.
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It's what I want
my fans to think.
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It's all an act.
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