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♪
[ speaking song intro ]
there are times
when you get suckered in...
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♪
by drugs and alcohol
and sex with women-- m'kay ?
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♪
but it's when you do
these things too much...
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♪ that you've become an addict
and must get back in touch ♪
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♪ you can do it
it's all up to you, m'kay ♪
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♪ with a little plan you can
change your life today ♪
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♪ you don't have
to spend your life
addicted to smack ♪
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♪ homeless on the streets
giving hand jobs for crack ♪
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♪ follow my plan
and very soon you will say ♪
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♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
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♪ step one
instead of "ass," say "buns" ♪
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♪ like "kiss my buns"
or "you're a buns-hole" ♪
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♪ step two
instead of "shit," say "poo" ♪
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♪ as in "bull-poo," "poo-head"
and "this poo is cold" ♪
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♪ step three
with "bitch," drop the "t" ♪
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♪ 'cause bich is latin
for "generosity" ♪
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♪ step four
don't say "fuck" anymore ♪
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♪ 'cause "fuck"
is the worst word
that you can say ♪
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♪ so just use the word
"m'kay" ♪
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♪ we can do it
it's all up to us ♪
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- ♪ m'kay ♪
- m'kay.
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♪ with a little plan we can
change our lives today ♪
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♪ you can change it today ♪
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♪ you don't have
to spend your life
shooting up in the trash ♪
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♪ homeless on the streets
giving hand jobs for cash ♪
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♪ follow this plan
and very soon you will say ♪
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♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
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- Step one.
- Instead of "ass," say "buns."
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Like "kiss my buns."
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Or "you're a buns-hole."
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- Step two.
- Instead of "shit," say "poo."
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As in "bull-poo."
"poo-head."
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And "this poo is cold."
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- Step three.
- With "bitch," drop the "t."
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'cause bich is latin
for "generosity."
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Step four !
♪ don't say "fuck" anymore ♪
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♪ 'cause "fuck"
is the worst word
that you can say ♪
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♪ "fuck" is the worst word
that you can say ♪
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♪ we shouldn't say "fuck"
no, we shouldn't say "fuck" ♪
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- ♪ fuck no ♪
- you're cured ! You can go !
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♪ you don't have
to spend your life
shooting up in the trash ♪
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♪ homeless on the streets
giving hand jobs for cash ♪
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♪ follow this plan
and very soon you will say ♪
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- ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
- ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
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- ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
- ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
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- ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
- ♪ it's easy, m--
it's easy, m-- ♪
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♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪
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[ all laughing ]
[ mr. Mackey ]
m'kay ! M'kay !
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