00:00:00
[ audience applauding ]
00:00:02
Our next guests have
the number one movie
in the world right now.
00:00:05
Please welcome
terrance and phillip.
00:00:08
- Yea !
- [ studio audience booing ]
00:00:11
Hello, conan.
Hello,
brooke shields.
00:00:13
Guys, some people claim
that your canadian humor is
nothing but immature fart jokes.
00:00:17
That's not true.
Take this classic
canadian joke, for instance.
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[ clears throat ]
excuse me, terrance.
Yes, phillip ?
00:00:25
- [ cackling ]
- gosh-darn it !
00:00:28
- Good one, phillip. Cheers !
- Cheers, fuck-face.
00:00:31
Guys, you can't
say that on tv.
00:00:33
Now terrance smells
like my ass !
00:00:35
I farted once
on the set
of blue lagoon !
00:00:42
So, guys, does it make you
nervous to be in america ?
00:00:45
A lot of organizations here
want you arrested
for destroying children.
00:00:48
- They'd have to find us first.
- You're right. Now !
00:00:51
[ soldiers shouting ]
00:00:53
Terrance and phillip,
00:00:55
Mothers against canada
is placing you
under citizen's arrest !
00:00:58
Mom ?
Dude, what the hell's
going on ?
00:00:59
We have a court order
for your arrest !
00:01:02
- Phillip, we've been ambushed !
- Here you go, conan.
00:01:05
This little scrotum-sucker
deceived us.
00:01:07
- You are a bad man !
- Don't listen to them, conan.
00:01:10
You loved our movie, conan.
We watched it together.
00:01:12
Remember ?
You laughed !
00:01:14
What have I done ?
00:01:20
[ car alarm wailing ]
00:01:22
[ click ]
[ alarm stops ]
00:01:24
Holy crap ! Did you see that ?
They arrested terrance
and phillip !
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