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[ sheila ]
okay, everyone,
settle down !
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As we continue
to send troops into canada,
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M.A.C. Is also fighting
the war against potty mouths
here at home.
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Here to present the v-chip
is dr. Vosknocker.
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- [ clears throat ]
- [ audience murmuring ]
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The machinery of the v-chip
is very simple.
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It is placed under
the child's skin where it emits
a small shock of electricity...
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Whenever an obscenity
is uttered.
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Now, uh, wait a minute.
This chip somehow knows
if the child is swearing ?
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It's just like a lie detector.
Things happen to you when you
swear just like when you lie.
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The chip picks up on this
and gives the subject
a little prick.
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Patient b-5, would you
step out here, please.
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Patient b-5 here
has been fitted
with the new v-chip.
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- Ow, my head hurts.
- Don't worry about that.
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Now, I want you
to say "doggy."
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- "doggy."
- notice that nothing happens.
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Now say "montana."
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- Now "pillow."
- pillow.
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All right, now I want you
to say "horse fucker."
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Go ahead, eric.
It's all right.
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- Horsefu-- aaah ! Yiii !
- [ all gasping ]
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That hurt, godda-- aiii !
Oww ! Fuck-- aaah !
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Now I'd like you to say
"big floppy donkey dick."
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The child doesn't
want to swear !
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This isn't fair,
you sons of bitches--
yaaaah !
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We will start putting v-chips
in all our children next week.
[ zapping, screaming ]
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