00:00:00
Man, that movie gets better
every time I see it.
00:00:02
- [ attendant ] hey !
- Yeah, but that part about
lighting farts is bullshit.
00:00:05
You can't do that.
[ muffled ]
yeah, you can.
00:00:08
No way !
[ muffled ]
yes, you can !
00:00:10
Okay, kenny,
I'll bet you $100 you can't
light a fart on fire.
00:00:13
[ muffled reply ]
00:00:17
- [ poot ]
- [ kenny giggling ]
00:00:19
- [ screaming ]
- holy shit, dude !
00:00:24
Oh, shit ! Oh, shit !
00:00:25
Help !
Somebody do something !
00:00:27
This stick is on fire !
00:00:33
[ kenny screaming,
muffled ]
00:00:35
Oh, my god !
You killed kenny !
You bastard !
00:00:38
I guess you can
light a fart on fire.
00:00:42
[ nurse ]
over here, doctor !
00:00:44
- Load that I.V. With 70 ccs
of sodium pentothol.
- We just called the parents.
00:00:47
Now our moms are gonna find out
we went to the terrance
and phillip movie again.
00:00:50
Vacuum ! Try to untangle
his trachea and esophagus !
00:00:54
- Dude !
- No, that doesn't go there !
00:00:59
Ohh !
Gross, that's
stan ! Sick !
00:01:02
[ nurse ]
watch his liver !
I'll get it !
00:01:03
- [ continues screaming ]
- we have precious
little time left !
00:01:06
- We're gonna lose him soon !
- Doctor, his heart's stopped !
00:01:08
Let's get it out of there !
We need to zap this, quick !
00:01:13
Who's making
a potato ?
00:01:15
My bad, sir.
I missed lunch.
00:01:16
Damn it, I'm not
gonna lose this kid !
00:01:19
[ doctor ] close him up.
We've done all we can.
The rest is up to god.
00:01:25
Kenny ?
Kenny, can you hear me ?
[ muffled ] holy shit, dude.
00:01:29
- How are you feeling, son ?
- [ muffled reply ]
00:01:32
Great. Son, I have
some bad news.
00:01:34
We accidentally replaced
your heart with a baked potato.
You have three seconds to live.
00:01:38
- [ muffled ] what ?
- Fucking weak,
dude !
00:01:40
Oh, my god.
They killed kenny !
00:01:44
Damn it !
It never gets any easier !
00:01:48
♪ [ whistling ]
00:01:52
I bet him
he couldn't do it.
I bet him $100.
00:01:54
Cartman,
it's not your fault.
00:01:56
No, I know.
I'm just fuckin' stoked
I don't have to pay him.
00:01:59
Oh, that's real nice.
He was your friend,
you fat fuck !
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