00:00:16
THE SEANCE: The psychic
impression of this body
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This isn't an alien
doppelganger, an android, or a
00:00:22
test tube clone.
00:00:24
This is really you, Rumor,
and you're dead.
00:00:27
Sorry about that.
00:00:29
And I thought having one
of you around was bad.
00:00:31
THE RUMOR: Very funny, Klaus.
00:00:32
THE SEANCE: Say cheese!
00:00:36
THE RUMOR: You know, I heard
the Flashomatic 210 has a
00:00:39
defective wire that
ruins the film.
00:00:41
THE MONOCLE: Space!
00:00:43
PHOTOGRAPHER: Aw, nuts.
00:00:45
SPACEBOY: This is Agent 00.01.
00:00:46
MALE SPEAKER: Trouble
in Tokyo, Spaceboy.
00:00:48
A toymaker ticked off a sea
serpent by producing a plush
00:00:51
doll in its image.
00:00:52
The doll sings "Happy
00:00:53
Birthday." Hop in the televator.
00:00:55
We can barely hold it back.
00:00:57
SPACEBOY: We're on our way.
00:00:58
Rumor, I wish you hadn't
used your power
00:01:01
on that guy's camera.
00:01:02
We need the press to
report your death.
00:01:04
SPACEBOY: Because we need to
whoever killed you to squirm.
00:01:07
They're not just going to come
out and brag about it.
00:01:09
MURDER MAGICIAN: So
then I killed her.
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[AUDIENCE GASPS]
00:01:11
LUCIFER CLARK: Now,
that's magic.
00:01:13
How'd you do it?
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MURDER MAGICIAN: Well, Mr.
Clark, I sawed her in half.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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LUCIFER CLARK: For those of you
just tuning in, our guests
00:01:21
tonight are amazing Murder
Magician and his lovely
00:01:25
minion, The Assistant.
00:01:27
THE ASSISTANT: Charmed,
I'm sure.
00:01:28
LUCIFER CLARK: Who recently
killed The Rumor.
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And you were awarded the
Oppenheimer Prize for Villainy
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at last week's annual Summit
for Dastardly Deeds.
00:01:37
What are you going to do
with all that money?
00:01:40
MURDER MAGICIAN: Well, I'm so
glad you asked that, because I
00:01:43
spent all the money on this
giant murder bot, and I've
00:01:45
been dying to show it off.
00:01:48
THE ASSISTANT: It's true.
00:01:51
LUCIFER CLARK: Wow,
that's impressive.
00:01:54
So what does it do?
00:01:56
MURDER MAGICIAN: Well, Mr.
Clark, it murders people.
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