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Zombies! Tired Memes! Bloody Torsos! - FetchQuest Episode 3

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-Woohoo.
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-Fetch Quest begin.
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-Two big post-apocalyptic zombie games are about to hit
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the shelves--
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Dead Island Riptide and The Last of Us-- proving that
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zombies are hotter than ever.
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-In The Last of Us, you flee undead
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monsters called the infected.
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Not because they'll hurt you, but because they keep walking
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up to you and going--
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-Does this took infected to you?
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-Huh?
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-In the game, you play as a man who has to escort a
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14-year-old girl across the country, which is not creepy
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in the least.
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Hey, great, it's an entire game that's one big escort
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mission, the most annoying kind of mission.
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That's like being on a date that's all small talk, and not
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getting laid.
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-Oh, that's your favorite color?
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How interesting.
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Where'd you go to school at?
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Oh, that's awesome.
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-In this version, the zombies are going to be deadlier.
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And the island is going to be island-y-ier?
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-Cool.
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There's tons of new ways to kill the undead, like baseball
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bats, propellers, and forcing them to play
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Aliens Colonial Marines.
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-Some people were offended by the game's pre-order bonus, a
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limbless bloody torso in a bikini.
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[SCREAMING]
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-Maybe other games should try that, too.
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-The island resort has been overrun by the Walking Dead.
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So compared to Key West, this beach has only slightly more
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rotting flesh.
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-Hey.
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-You'll be able to use weapons you'd find on a real resort
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island, like your dad's Tommy Bahama shorts, or a German
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tourist's fanny pack.
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-Are we in Margaritaville?
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Because you just got wasted.
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-Come on now.
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We'll be safe in Brooklyn.
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-Are you sure?
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-I don't know.
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I'm like, just, like really trying to figure out what I'm
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supposed to be doing with my life, like right now.
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-What the hell?
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-Like, I want to write.
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