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Battlefield Friends - Colonel 100
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Hey guys! Oh hey. Look I'm in a Mav
Yeah, yes you are. Congrats - They kick ass
don't they?
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They do the job. Yeah
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So I saw your squad was full, I was going
to join your squad
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Yeah, it's too bad I know - Yall want to make
a new squad or . . .
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No no we don't want to, next time - Ok, ok
yeah
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How is your fourth guy is he good or, yeah
not really
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Ha Ha, he's a level 100 colonel
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OK so that's pretty good yea - yeah ha, ha
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I bet he has a Mav - Does he? Is he a Mav
guy too?
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Uh no. I doubt it. - OK yeah my squad uh we
all fly Mavs
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What? - Yeah were called the MAV Squad - That
sounds..
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Yeah like four Mavs coming at ya it's insane.
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Hey, you should probably get back to the Mav
Squad
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You're right yea.- So we'll catch ya soon
- Yeah they need you get back there
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OK, Alright ready. Wastin you time over here.
- Alright, Break!
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Break? Ha Ha Mav squad
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How you doing sir? - Ah doing good man, kill
number 50
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Uh we just started the game. - Yeah how about
you guys?
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I just got out of the load out screen. - Yeah
- Just a quick question sir
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How does one get to where you're at?
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Prioritze - Prioritze like what like what?
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You guys have jobs? - Yeah, I mean - yeah
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Both wrong answers. Lose the jobs. Number
two sex. You guys having some?
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Well yeah, I mean - WRONG ANSWER! Sex equals
minus kills. No sex plus kills
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I never looked at it that way - Yeah, you
should
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How much sex do you have - NONE! Battlefield
is my pussy. You got a shit bucket?
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I'm sorry? - You got a shit bucket?
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I don't. I'm not sure I follow
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You go to the bathroom you're not playing
Battlfield.
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You're shitting in a bucket youre playing
Battlefield
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I can't believe we didn't think of that - Here's
one spotted one
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There's one - STOP IT! - Spotted one - STOP
IT - Here's one, spotted one
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So you have a pile of shit under you right
now? YES!
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Man the fuck up guys - Whoa, who killed this
guy? - I Did
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Hey check out this kit this guys had, ha ha.
Oh Wow this is a M 26 Dart!
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No, don't do it! - This is like the god gun
right now! this is..
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Soldier, there's no honor in killing a man
with a glitched gun
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Yesterday I took down an attack chopper, with
a knife
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I stop, stop looking at it you're not going
to take it away from me
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Don't fucking do this again man - I'm NOT!
- you lose your shit whenever you get a bad
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You're losing your shit right now - We need
our squad OK.
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I'm already a medic we need you as an engineer
- It's all about the team. Theres vehicles
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Well now weve got two medics and just one
of us is more bad ass than the other
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Guys were wasting time. I'm out of here
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Were right behind you Sir - You guys are honestly
slowing me down
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So you just want to go rogue - As a matter
of fact I do want to go rogue!
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Alright, so why don't you guys just leave!
Try to do something fucking useful for once!
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