00:00:01
Okay, eavestrapolation...
Floyd is gonna sell our game!
00:00:04
That guy he was with, his name
is Chet Grumwald. I clocked his badge.
00:00:07
Yes, I used the word clocked.
00:00:08
I've been watching
a lot of detective shows lately.
00:00:10
Anyway! I looked him up,
and he works for RTX,
00:00:12
the in-game,
big-bad of corporate gaming.
00:00:15
RTX takes indie games and sucks them up,
and then spits them out,
00:00:18
with marketing,
and glitzy graphics, and...
00:00:20
And they put the characters
on fast food cups, and just... Ewww!
00:00:24
And Floyd looked so down and depressed.
00:00:26
And I'm sure he was referring to me
with that morons comment!
00:00:29
Man, I'm such a perp.
00:00:30
Hey Codex, you and Zaboo do it yet?
00:00:32
OMG! Did you?! Did you do it here?
Oh! What about on the table?
00:00:37
I don't want to talk about it!
Oh yeah. There's that, too.
00:00:56
I am not being histrionic!
00:00:58
Drop the paperwork?
What else could that mean?!
00:01:00
In a daytime syndicated court of law,
00:01:02
I don't think speculation of this sort
would be admissable evidence.
00:01:04
Take down the Lorax, Clara!
Use frost!
00:01:06
Well, he could've been talking
about anything.
00:01:08
Like maybe he ordered
a bride from the Baltics.
00:01:10
Huh! Possible baddies, incoming.
Pew pew.
00:01:12
No, it was definitely businessy!
The suit-guy, he works for RTX.
00:01:16
He stood out at the con
like Darth Vader at a baby shower.
00:01:18
Ugh! Bladezz!
You're drawing aggro, shielding!
00:01:21
Who cares if he sells the game?
00:01:22
It's been around five years,
no one's gonna screw with it.
00:01:25
Stunning shot on the shaman!
[In-game screams] Crap, down.
00:01:28
Big companies are fine! What harm have
they ever done except for being big?
00:01:33
A more ignorant statement
I've never heard.
00:01:35
Remind me to lend you Atlas Shrugged.
00:01:38
What if the shut down the game?!
[In-game screams]
00:01:39
Guys, we just wiped,
and you don't even care! Zaboo!
00:01:42
Alright, alright. Master Chiefs,
we'll reconvene in 2100 hours.
00:01:50
[Clara] What's the deal with your
helmet friends? Did they bring snacks?!
00:01:52
No. My seat saver's organization
has gotten so big,
00:01:55
I've had to recruit help just to run it.
00:01:56
Found those guys sneaking an old lady
00:01:58
into a Malcom McDowell
look alike contest. Good peeps.
00:02:00
Are you forming a cabal?
That interests me.
00:02:03
I don't know what that means.
00:02:04
But, I did rework my schedule so I could
fit in 48 screenings and panels!
00:02:07
Just this weekend.
Just gotta stay up and do it all!
00:02:13
First up,
Fable: Tickle Your Way to the Monarchy!
00:02:16
So, where are we? Hailstone Gulch?
Let's do this, I got 14 minutes.
00:02:21
14 minutes?!
We have another hour to raid!
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