00:00:02
Good thing I only had two bites
of pre-owned fritatta this morning.
00:00:05
I can't believe I insulted
Floyd Petrowski!
00:00:07
To gamers, he is the
Itzhak Perlman of violinists!
00:00:10
The Oprah of middle aged women.
00:00:12
The whoever of surfing and/or golf!
00:00:14
Floyd Petrowski invented the MMO
in his dad's basement at 16.
00:00:17
He is the guru epic drop of RPGs,
00:00:20
and I called his ideas moronic
to his face!
00:00:23
Today I created the anxiety dream that
will haunt me for the rest of my life.
00:00:27
Except, my brain will make it worse,
so, I'll be insulting him while naked,
00:00:30
falling off a cliff,
holding a dead kitten.
00:00:32
Ugh... unngh... fritata...
00:00:59
Can the pirate put me in a headlock,
with a pro-wrestling background,
00:01:03
and say "to the plank with ye, matey"?
00:01:06
Five extra liability dollars.
00:01:08
Alright, roll up buddy, let's do this!
What's your name?
00:01:11
Alright, let's go!
00:01:12
To the plank with ye, matey!
00:01:13
Who is that kid?
00:01:16
Some... internet pirate.
This viral video stuff is just a fad.
00:01:21
Thank you so much.
Take care.
00:01:24
[Bladezz] That was great man,
have a good con! Money well-spent.
00:01:29
[Bladezz] Oh, well, lookie who it is!
00:01:31
[Bladezz] Are you in the wrong
special guest line?
00:01:33
Because the fifth vampire corpse from
Twilight is in the opposite corner, yo.
00:01:38
I finally caught up on your
body of work - blown away!
00:01:41
How did you invent this character?
What inspired you?
00:01:44
How could I have missed your genius?
00:01:46
Okay, now you're asking
the right questions. When I was four...
00:01:50
The next fan wants you to swim with him
in the underwater kingdom of the Snorks.
00:01:54
Huh, okay, uh, Rachel, is it?
That's right.
00:01:57
How 'bout you and your homies
meet this pirate in the lobby tonight,
00:02:00
and we'll catch a soda
and discuss my... process.
00:02:03
We have a raid tonight.
Fornicate at a later date.
00:02:08
Okay... lobby. Seven.
Tomorrow! Oh, SQUEEEEE!!!!
00:02:14
Alright! Bladezz got groupies.
00:02:17
Oh, and then! I said, "Creator Guy
needs a reality check" - to the Creator!
00:02:21
And then I just... ah...
These cookies are really good, thanks.
00:02:24
Don't thank me,
thank my Genre Recipes Class.
00:02:27
Those cookies are from episode 7,
season 3 of Battlestar.
00:02:29
They got frakkadamia-nuts!
00:02:30
Well... thanks for rushing over.
00:02:33
I'm glad I caught your message.
00:02:34
I had to switch to a group texting app,
just to keep up. Modern living'd.
00:02:37
Why are you popular?
Who's texting you?
00:02:38
Like everyone at the convention!
00:02:40
You know how you can't get into panels
'cause the lines are so long?
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