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he Guild - S5 Ep 2: Crash Pad

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Never trust an egomaniacal teenager to plan anything!
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We arrived at Mega-Gama-Rama-Con...
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No free rooms, and all the hotels were sold out! Fun twist!
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The Convention Worker, Rachel, stopped hyperventilating long enough
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to discover that another "Special Guest"
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- Don Luffgrin's stunt double's assistant from Beef Soldier 4 -
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cancelled last minute, so she snagged his room, for us.
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One room. Six people. Unbelievable.
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I networked all our computers together, thought we could raid!
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Soothe some tempers. Maybe grab a little chat time with Zaboo, but...
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[TINK] Die in your sleep, Bladezz!
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[BLADEZZ] What the Hell! That's the last time!
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Tomorrow we'll look back and laugh. If we survive the night.
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[GASP!]
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Guildies, rise! Strategy meeting at eight! I will seek sustenance!
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Ugh, coffee table - not comfortable. No sleep... convention time?
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It was so sweet of Zaboo to get these t-shirts made
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with our guild crest on them, right?
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Heh. He's so great, isn't he?
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Yeah, like we need more t-shirts, but sure.
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Augh, I hate my morning face...
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I'm going to tell him I like him this weekend.
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Do you think I'll need a facelift after the baby's born?
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Huh! Can they both operations at once!?
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Clara did you not hear me?
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I said that I'm going to go after Zaboo in a romantic way.
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What! Why didn't you say anything? Do it now! Worst idea, ever!
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If you think it's a bad idea, why are you so happy about it?
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Well, because he'll jump all over it.
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You'll get together for like a week,
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and then it'll all go so wrong that you'll have to end it.
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But he won't take no for an answer. You'll have to change name, move...
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He'll be so devastated, I'll have to talk him off the ledge of a high rise!
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I'll be in the paper, as a suicide whisperer!
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Get invited on Ellen... WE'LL DANCE!!
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Clara! I need real advice here!
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Okay, alright. Are you hot for him?
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Well... enough.
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Enough?! Uh, wrong answer.
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[BLADEZZ] This is some juicy lady talk I showered into.
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- Ew! - Ewww.
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Gross Bladezz! Cover that up!
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Alright, my opinion: He'll take you, used and all, but...
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a guy's not going to pass on anything with a lady hole.
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Oh! Can you pass me my mousse, my cologne, spray,
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vanishing cream, baby oil and rosewater?
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Ah, what?
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Forget I said anything.
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- Never. - No way
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- I think I need pirate eyeliner. - Oh, just a smidge.
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