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The Guild - S5 Ep1: Road Trip!

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Almost finished packing!
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I don't want to brag, but I'm really good at it!
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When I was twelve I rolled the score over on an arcade Tetris machine, so...
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Anyway, we're leaving tomorrow for the gaming convention!
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The Guild is carpooling in Vork's creepy van,
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so, as long as there's not an Amber Alert out,
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we should arrive tomorrow, ready for a weekend of...
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I'm not really sure, I've never been to a nerdstravaganza before,
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but getting offline and out of my element will be awesome.
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Gives me some space to work out
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my chaotically aligned feelings about Zaboo.
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Am I into him? Do I want to do the nasty with him?
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Idea isn't repulsing me, but... Whatever.
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Road trip! [Sings Tetris theme]
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I spy with my little eye...
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Oh, a family of six, flipping us off.
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Tink, that looks like a very fun game,
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but if you could lower this a bit so I could see this area better...
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Back off! God, why did I agree to go on this trip?
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Vork, do something!
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Bladezz! Stop doing whatever it is you're doing to Tink!
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Hey, it's that family again! Still givin' us the bird, hehe.
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I'll have your license, fiend!
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Dude! How am I driving?! Hellooo?
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Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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[Vork] Clara! Don't make me pull this Guild over!
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Are you watching that video I made you?
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Oh my God, you made High School Musical!?
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No. I recorded your kids saying goodbye to us, it was super cute.
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They noticed? Now they're going to tell Wiggly I left! Fudgenuts!
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I spy with my zombie eye...
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My FIST coming towards your FACE if you don't shut the EFF up!
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C'mon, Tink, everybody loves a car game!
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Ow! Ooo... Okay. Punch buggy'd. Good one.
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C'mon you guys, we're gonna have so much fun at this convention!
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I mean, we're going to play The Game, get to know each other better...
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Right, Zaboo?
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Yeah! Midnight Munchkin Madness! Alliterate'd.
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Screw that. Let me out!
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Psychological studies show that rats housed in uncomfortably close proximity,
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become overly aggressive and gnaw each other to death.
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We may be close.
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Codex! What the hell is this!?
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- Oh, it's... nothing, really... - Wha - what?
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What are you guys talking about?
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I wanna be involved in everything that you talk about.
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Conference in the south wing. Now!
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That better be a suicide note!
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I was just... I don't know. What do you think about it, him and me?
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You've gone from Hot Stunt Guy, to Kilted Guild Leader, to Zaboo?
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