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MALE SPEAKER: It has been said
that magic vanished from our
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world a long time ago, but
if there's one thing
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JOHN: I wish you could
really talk to me.
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MALE SPEAKER: It's that nothing
is more powerful than
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TED: You're my best
friend, John.
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MALE SPEAKER: But eventually,
everyone grows up.
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TED: I'm taking Laurie
to dinner.
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You don't she's going
to be expecting
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TED: It's been four
years, Johnny.
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You and me have been together
for 27 years.
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Put it on my pudgy finger,
and quit muttering.
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TED: All right, I'm
just saying.
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LAURIE: Baby, please ask Ted to
move out so we can move on
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JOHN: I'm not that psyched to
just, like, kick him out.
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LAURIE: Who are these girls?
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Laurie, this is Angelique,
Heavenly, Cherine, and
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I swear to god, her name
is Soven Yanblanc.
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Show her your Chevron card.
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JOHN: Ted, you gotta move out.
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I'll help you get on your feet
out there, I promise.
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TED: Bring it in, you bastard.
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Come on. (HIGH-PITCHED
VOICE) I love you.