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You know, well,
we just want you to be okay.
00:00:03
Well, it's tough to do with people waiting for you
to turn into a zombie or something.
00:00:07
That's funny, I always saw you as more
of the cute werewolf type.
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- I found another one.
- Oh no.
00:00:14
What can I say, you were on the side
of the road for a month
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and there are a lot of cellphones in the world.
People take pictures.
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But why do they have to take pictures of me
in an orange jumpsuit picking up beer cans?
00:00:24
- It wasn't so bad.
- You looked at them?
00:00:27
I have to look at them if I'm gonna
find them and get them taken down.
00:00:33
No, no...
Don't show them to me.
00:00:37
Ok, let me look.
00:00:39
Oh God, I look like
a demented creamsicle.
00:00:42
You're never gonna find all of these, are you?
00:00:45
Look on the bright side.
It is the Internet.
00:00:47
You're up against talking dogs
and people eating bits of sofa cushion...
00:00:51
It's way more interesting than a
pretty girl in an orange baggie.
00:00:55
I do not look pretty in these pictures.
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In a post-apocalyptic-rag-tag-
-band-of-survivors kind of way.
00:01:05
- Was it a boy or a girl?
- I don't know!
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- Any sense of boobs?
- Hanna!
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- What? It could be a clue.
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- Then ask Hanna.
- Hanna spent all of chem class
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drawing pictures of me in a pointy hat
and a wart on my nose.
00:01:17
She'll get over it.
00:01:19
Offer her your lake house.
She needs some serious face time with Caleb.
00:01:24
I've already made some memories
on that couch in the living room.
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She... she didn't tell you?
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That was my nana's couch.
00:01:41
I can't work at a hotline.
I'm on lockdown.
00:01:43
I can barely even pee
without a chaperone.
00:01:46
Wait, you're coming to
my surprise party, right?
00:01:47
Nope, not unless you're
throwing it in my closet.
00:01:50
I was wondering if you wanted
to go out tonight.
00:01:55
I can't. But thanks.
00:01:59
It's just that I'm grounded.
00:02:00
Really? Your dad said
it wouldn't be a problem.
00:02:03
Oh, our parents talked?
00:02:06
- Did my mom call to set us up?
- No, I called to ask permission.
00:02:09
What?
Who even does that anymore?
00:02:11
My parents have been pushing this whole
"return to kinder, gentler traditions" agenda.
00:02:16
No, I'm not saying that it's-
00:02:17
Laugh now, but I'll be sending you
a handwritten thank-you note for
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letting me interrupt your conversation.
00:02:21
I'm just kind of confused.
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