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Supreme leader! Ah Nadal
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We are just months away from refining weapons-grade uranium, and
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we are set to test the missile next week
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It is too round on the top. It needs to be pointy.
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Round is not scary. Pointy is scary.
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This will put a smile on the faces of the enemy. They will think that
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it is a huge robot dildo flying toward them.
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No, Supreme Leader. The shape of the missile top has nothing to do with aerodynamics. It is about the payload delivery.
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No. It sticks in the ground, and then Kaboom.
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Supreme Leader, I think perhaps
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some of your information about bomb is coming from cartoons.
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Nonsense. They were research films. And in them, the victims of the bomb
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would get very sooty faces
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and then a see-through version of themselves started rising up
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towards Heaven while playing a harp.
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just one question, was there a duck who, when the explosion is happens,
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his bill goes around to the back of his head,
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and then in order to talk, he has to put it back this way?
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There was some body who suffered a deformity like that.
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OK, I am now 100% sure that you are watching cartoons.
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Have you spoken to the experts about this? Have you consulted Professor Bobeye?
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Professor Bobeye, the one with the incredibly strong forearms
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that are miss-sized for his body.
The man you are discussing is called Popeye.
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Bobeye.
He is not a professor. Popeye is, as the song
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tells us, a sailor man.
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Indulge me. For one second, pretend that I'm an idiot.
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Okay. I'm there.
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And explain to me
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how this bomb will not
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and then, literally, bounce right back and blow up Wadiya.
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Let me explain to you.
You've lost me
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This is the missile in Wadiya,
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you push the button, "Boop!"
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Waaaaaaaaa! Noooooo! Whyyyyyyyy????? Aaaaaaaah!
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The reality is......
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Believe me, sir,
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If i could make the device even a little more pointy,
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I would, but I simply cannot.
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